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alexismarie
@lexpetrucci
be that ex gf that ur ex bfs new gf constantly stalks on social media
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alexismarie
@lexpetrucci
wifey material doesn't come often so you better realize when you have a rider
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alexismarie
@lexpetrucci
It's sad bc I'm realer then your homeboys
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alexismarie
@lexpetrucci
if I'm not the one then I'm the best mistake you ever had
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alexismarie
@lexpetrucci
FUCK WORK
alexismarie
@lexpetrucci
@jennnajacoby I've been in a bad mood for months
alexismarie
@lexpetrucci
Can't wait to get my hands on you
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alexismarie
@lexpetrucci
PSA: don't ever accept a management position at a retail job unless you have a death wish
alexismarie
@lexpetrucci
Do not, I repeat do not, try to talk to a kid who just got out a relationship. He will make you look dumb when he gets back with his girl
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alexismarie
@lexpetrucci
I'm so happy it's so nice to be happy
alexismarie
@lexpetrucci
Pancakes and mexican delivery, divergent, and friends
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
