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lilmssnotface
@lilmssnotface
I have a patient who is 87& said she didn't get taken when the Russians came bc she out drank the soldiers
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lilmssnotface
@lilmssnotface
So shouldn't of taken that nap before
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lilmssnotface
@lilmssnotface
I need a large iced with a shot of expresso to start to be able to clean this room
lilmssnotface
@lilmssnotface
a husband brought his wife 55,000 dresses throughout their 56 year marriage.
lilmssnotface
@lilmssnotface
My little boys are growing up
lilmssnotface
@lilmssnotface
Not , *
lilmssnotface
@lilmssnotface
Dry shampoo does nothing for my hair
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lilmssnotface
@lilmssnotface
@Tiffery10
lilmssnotface
@lilmssnotface
These old bitchs on "Betty white's off their rockers" are hilarious. they just asked some dude if he ever had a senior sandwich
lilmssnotface
@lilmssnotface
his laugh
lilmssnotface
@lilmssnotface
i love how my son says "a bath" with a big smile on his face & then goes "a yea yea"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
