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lilsamsquanch
@lilsamsquanch66
don't forget to breathe today
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lilsamsquanch
@lilsamsquanch66
Damn your dads muscles are small as hell
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lilsamsquanch
@lilsamsquanch66
Friend: bro did you hear thereβs a gas shortage
My stoner ass: [instantly texts the plug ]
My stoner ass: [instantly texts the plug ]
lilsamsquanch
@lilsamsquanch66
lilsamsquanch
@lilsamsquanch66
Normalize these nuts!!! SHEEEESH
lilsamsquanch
@lilsamsquanch66
Gen Z is trying to cancel Eminem?
Honey, that's cute
Honey, that's cute
lilsamsquanch
@lilsamsquanch66
Bae your puss game is totally goated
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lilsamsquanch
@lilsamsquanch66
@chrissyteigen This exact same thing happened to me
lilsamsquanch
@lilsamsquanch66
@lilsamsquanch66 There are vicious rumors circulating that the king of New York will be sleeping in a twin bed.
Retweet of status by @DonnieDoesWorld
lilsamsquanch
@lilsamsquanch66
Had to get outta the house pic.twitter.com/NhpNe3IjyH
lilsamsquanch
@lilsamsquanch66
*Doing stand up*
And then I said waitttt a damn minute!...March is in THREE months??
And then I said waitttt a damn minute!...March is in THREE months??
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
