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Lindy Bateman
@lindylouu
Spent more $$ at the liquor store than I did at the grocery store. Priorities ?
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Lindy Bateman
@lindylouu
This just in : I don't care about fights. I don't care about Mayweather. Oops ๏ธ
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Everything is ruined.
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Lindy Bateman
@lindylouu
Everything is ruined.
Lindy Bateman
@lindylouu
Come September I'll have seen Beyoncรฉ, Miley, and Taylor live over a 20 month period. I'VE PEAKED GUYS.
Lindy Bateman
@lindylouu
@Jordy_laforge86 WAIT FOR ME
Lindy Bateman
@lindylouu
@allysenRiane mine doesn't either.
Lindy Bateman
@lindylouu
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Lindy Bateman
@lindylouu
"I think all of your boyfriends have black dreadlocks. They lunge at you for kisses & have your name tattooed on their back" - 9 yr old
Lindy Bateman
@lindylouu
I just want to drink beer and make out under the fireworks.
Happy 4th.
Happy 4th.
Lindy Bateman
@lindylouu
"Lindy. Something bad happened. My booty felt all squishy and then when I got to the bathroom I exploded everywhere."
Lindy Bateman
@lindylouu
Only the best for my Cali mom @shaebee pic.twitter.com/KvCrRRdr8S
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
