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olivia
@livstadler
STOP telling me “you go girl” on my pics I am NOT body positive I am BODY NEGATIVE
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ostad
@livstadler
I knew people would hate this but I didn’t let that stop mebrave
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ostad
@livstadler
When the alt right open micers call my boyfriend a woke simp cuck bitch it only makes me hornier for him
ostad
@livstadler
I personally do not believe in wearing hoop earrings with glasses but I totally respect that that’s some people’s lifestyle
ostad
@livstadler
Omg I can’t believe it’s been almost three months since an audience member told me they don’t usually find women funny.
Retweet of status by @Michellesfunny
ostad
@livstadler
Grateful to everyone on twitter for finally teaching me how to wash my hands
ostad
@livstadler
Taking a much needed break from talking about cum onstage feel free to periodically check in with me during this time
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ostad
@livstadler
*spends all week crying*
Therapist: how are you
Me: amazing!!!!! How are you
Therapist: how are you
Me: amazing!!!!! How are you
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
