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Laura Simons
@lo_simonsx11
@ActuallySar @JessBeingHonest Ilysm can't wait for a bomb ass year with you.
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Laura Simons
@lo_simonsx11
Just realized I never called work to tell them I'm not coming in since they scheduled me during vacation. Oh
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Laura Simons
@lo_simonsx11
Big news from #ThomasRhett pic.twitter.com/EnAeOWPrPV
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Laura Simons
@lo_simonsx11
"hi I'd like to cancel my credit card because someone stole my wallet"
"Okay. What is your card number?"
"Okay. What is your card number?"
Laura Simons
@lo_simonsx11
I do not have the patience to be around drunk people when I'm sober
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Leslie Knope
@lo_simonsx11
All. I. Want. Is. Chip. Dip. Why. Does. Florida. Not. Believe. In. Chip. Dip.
Leslie Knope
@lo_simonsx11
"You can't stay home but you can go to toos"
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Leslie Knope
@lo_simonsx11
Accidentally charged someone for 58 bananas instead of 5
Leslie Knope
@lo_simonsx11
I won't hesitate to spend money on other people, but I struggle to buy something for myself if it costs more than $10....
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Leslie Knope
@lo_simonsx11
just rt vine.co/v/enU1M1dO7lQ
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Laura Simons
@lo_simonsx11
My mom pic.twitter.com/GK1n06Mp5A
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
