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Lucy Fishwife
@lucyfishwife
Oh FFS. No colds for actual years then two in the space of a fortnight.
*BUYS ALL THE NIGHT NURSE*
*sings "Night Nuuuuuurse"*
*blows nose*
*BUYS ALL THE NIGHT NURSE*
*sings "Night Nuuuuuurse"*
*blows nose*
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Lucy Fishwife
@lucyfishwife
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Lucy Fishwife
@lucyfishwife
Discussion of cheapcheap airline staff travel has made me, for about 3 seconds, question whether I should ever have left (OBVIOUSLY NOT)
Lucy Fishwife
@lucyfishwife
Christmas cake and apple sponge in oven. Coffee machine descaling. Laundry on. Dishwasher on. I am draining the National Grid LIKE A BOSS.
Lucy Fishwife
@lucyfishwife
@shanners81 @BelgianWaffling You are in line for a cabinet post there, missy.
Lucy Fishwife
@lucyfishwife
@SouthLondonGirl Sorry.
Lucy Fishwife
@lucyfishwife
@Sam_Metcalf @MhairiMcF @curlywurlyfi All of them on hipster lavatory etiquette
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Lucy Fishwife
@lucyfishwife
I have some unexpected new emoji. and in honour of the long-overdue gay marriage laws and . High five!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
