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@mact4
I wonder how patients would react if I started calling all of them bestie
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@mact4
Canβt believe someone brought back our old man.
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@mact4
My grandma is telling me how Tobias and Jasiah make a contest who is grandmas favorite jasiah took all the fry brβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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@mact4
@kyliestra I may or may not have some on my nose lol
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@mact4
To or to not get white girl wasted tonight?
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@mact4
lmfaooooo yo wtf did i just watch pic.twitter.com/Eg0iXYg8f4
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@mact4
When this week is the only week to get every project and essay done before finals
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@mact4
Nothing like one of your friends greeting you with a, "what's up, bitch" in the morning.
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@mact4
Tar: "Are you talking to any boys?"
Me: "No. my phone stays dry....... like my vagina"
Me: "No. my phone stays dry....... like my vagina"
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@mact4
When you can't afford to be sick this week
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@mact4
Dad was crying about @mact4 getting engaged. I said don't worry dad, you still have me. He says that's why I'm crying, I'm stuck with you.
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
