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Maria Rose
@mariathehippy
She thinks my tractors sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
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Maria Rose
@mariathehippy
"Take care of my baby" says my mother as leave driving her little red Camry #vroomvroom
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Maria Rose
@mariathehippy
β@UberFacts: A type of frog called the βhorror frogβ will break its own bones to make claws out of them and use them as defensive weapons.β
Maria Rose
@mariathehippy
Holy nostalgia
Maria Rose
@mariathehippy
Transplanted a little maple sapling that began to grow in my mothers garden. I shall name him Ottis http://t.co/pUW4JswTxo
Maria Rose
@mariathehippy
I'm graduating today how did those 6 years pass by so quickly?
Maria Rose
@mariathehippy
I might just drop out now. 4 days left of senior year
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Maria Rose
@mariathehippy
iPhone stop glitching and shutting down every app im on right this second or I will chuck you into a puddle of mud
Maria Rose
@mariathehippy
NOT OKAY MOTHER.
Maria Rose
@mariathehippy
@notamandaretes no way hahahahah btw why are you always at chilis without me I want those spicy chicken fingers
Maria Rose
@mariathehippy
Everything happens for a reason. Now lets party hardy
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
