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Mark Summers
@markysumm
A lamppost has disappeared from round my area so I've spent the day putting up missing posters for it on cats.
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Mark Summers
@markysumm
My family coat of arms just dropped to the floor. I feel crestfallen...
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Mark Summers
@markysumm
Fuming. New management have taken over the snow globe factory where I work and shook everything up...
Mark Summers
@markysumm
Why would somebody pick up my mobile, delete my Spandau Ballet ringtone, then put it back?
It just doesn't ring True.
It just doesn't ring True.
Mark Summers
@markysumm
The Tory voting public are such simpletons, everything has to be reduced to 3 or 4 word slogans. See also Trump's America. #HandsFaceSpace
Mark Summers
@markysumm
They've not thought this through. pic.twitter.com/VtWxjIv0tV
Mark Summers
@markysumm
Fun Fact: Alphabetical order is actually a random order that we all agree is in order.
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Mark Summers
@markysumm
Unfortunate name. pic.twitter.com/00jIEsxzYw
Mark Summers
@markysumm
#ClimateDebate Ah, they have three independent fact checkers there. No wonder Johnson and Farage didn't turn up.
Mark Summers
@markysumm
Has anyone ever seen a wolf stick its paw in its mouth and actually whistle?
Sark Mummers
@markysumm
Yo who tweeted this #BHATOT pic.twitter.com/7NAjqg7VSX
Retweet of status by @CarefreeLewisG
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
