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mass ave curmudgeon
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Come to think of it, the only source I know of for Trumpβs arrest on Tuesday is Trump himself.
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mass ave curmudgeon
@mass_ave
We share 95% of our genes with a chimpanzee but 50% of our genes with a mushroom
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mass ave curmudgeon
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Big news in the Indiana Bigfoot enthusiast community-weβve found adolescent Bigfoot footprints! Little big feet-surprisingly human-like!
mass ave curmudgeon
@mass_ave
Patrick Mahomes and Eric Bieniemy having some words before halftime pic.twitter.com/g7aqsi0oQk
mass ave curmudgeon
@mass_ave
Live Laugh Laminate
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@mass_ave
Taking a trip to the library on day 4. @RachelErbMurphy Supporting literacy skills and engaging readers! β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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mass ave curmudgeon
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This is a hell of a shot. pic.twitter.com/E8UILJ01mj
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mass ave curmudgeon
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Lost 40 followers overnight.
Probably because I called them "lightning bugs" instead of "fireflies".!
Probably because I called them "lightning bugs" instead of "fireflies".!
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Great column twitter.com/elienyc/statusβ¦
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Baby Squirrel update-
there are at least two pic.twitter.com/L5RIUO60vR
there are at least two pic.twitter.com/L5RIUO60vR
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mass ave curmudgeon
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Technically speaking, unless the hen gave them to you willingly, all eggs are poached. pic.twitter.com/qzq2Wvo58G
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
