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Sam
@mastrap84
What do you call an elf who wins the lottery?
Welfy
please donโt unfollow me
Welfy
please donโt unfollow me
Retweet of status by @RawBeanCoal
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Sam
@mastrap84
We say โMommyโ and the British say โMummyโ.
Do they call their dads โDuddyโ?
I need to know this answer.
Do they call their dads โDuddyโ?
I need to know this answer.
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Sam
@mastrap84
My mission is to sleep between all three pic.twitter.com/vllZNiPCNT
Sam
@mastrap84
Apparently I'm marked safe from seeing ALL my notifications.
For fuck's sake, @Twitter!
For fuck's sake, @Twitter!
Retweet of status by @myusikerah
Sam
@mastrap84
@WeRAllMadHere_ Youโll heal
Sam
@mastrap84
"It's easy to say, 'I love you,' to someone, but it's more meaningful to thank someone for loving you."
Retweet of status by @ladylake_19
Sam
@mastrap84
Jason my
Derulo self
ridinโ esteem
so lo
Derulo self
ridinโ esteem
so lo
Retweet of status by @coolauntV
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Sam
@mastrap84
@wewuzboomersbro @YorhaMinhaj It's only Ping-Pong when it's from Parker Brothers. Otherwise it's table tennis.
Or racing.
Or racing.
Retweet of status by @IPUnfreely
Sam
@mastrap84
I just took a PBJ test, turns out, Iโm 100 percent, sandwich
Retweet of status by @CrockettForReal
Sam
@mastrap84
Selfie and/or tweet call!
Send me a funny tweet and/or your gorgeous faces! pic.twitter.com/Y6mVCvsoKJ
Send me a funny tweet and/or your gorgeous faces! pic.twitter.com/Y6mVCvsoKJ
Retweet of status by @LittleMissAngr1
Sam
@mastrap84
MAKE THE FUCKEN MURDER HORSES GO AWAY pic.twitter.com/foHurhi8Ib
Retweet of status by @portmanteauface
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
