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MATTA_TAT
@matta_tat
Okay, so maybe I disrespected their space in a minuscule manner...
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MATTA_TAT
@matta_tat
Just sent a to Webster's to finally make "W'THE" an official contraction.
W'THE
/WUTHUH/
contraction
What The
sentence: W'THE FUCK?
W'THE
/WUTHUH/
contraction
What The
sentence: W'THE FUCK?
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MATTA_TAT
@matta_tat
@AsaMartinMusic Anyone from Vine in my contacts is exclusively their handle or nickname in ALLCAPS w/ 3 subsequent exclamation points
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@matta_tat
The first time my Dad let me drive his out-of-the-way of the basketball hoop, I immediately punched it straight thru the garage door.
MATTA_TAT
@matta_tat
Thank you! Every single one of you wonderfully amazing people! #VinerForLife vine.co/v/5LBBqnYtLmp
MATTA_TAT
@matta_tat
I wish real bananas were the size of Runts bananas.
MATTA_TAT
@matta_tat
Who the fuck eats a salud from a cup? smdh, . What's next, a specialized fork, madeโฆ instagram.com/p/BLre3zNAhrj/
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@matta_tat
@frazzledfeline Prunis Dulcis, Plz bless my wallet w/ so that I may afford ur crunchy offerings & be well
In Blue Diamond's name,
Almond.
In Blue Diamond's name,
Almond.
Matta
@matta_tat
@eyesofiron yeah, I agree. Your tweets have been a little hermaphrodite-y lately...
Matta
@matta_tat
@Shane_ohhh your Emojish is spot on! The showcased regional dialect is .
Matty Cieszynski
@matta_tat
@thematohh @heatherlime @cdrepresume @ummmheather @callmecam 'z, I heart you sweet doodz!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
