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@mgarybell @SteakAndIron Eggs and bacon in a waffle iron? Share a pic (please) because that sounds like a crime against good food.

@sophieelsworth @australian Oh I wonder why he avoids sky news? pic.twitter.com/x7kBzorVRY

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@timhatfield87 @7NewsAdelaide What kind of numpty names their child after a horrific battle and a Cold Chisel song about PTSD?

@KetoHiking It's Satan's egg! Quick, make a bacon crucifix and exorcise it!

21 years.
7 clubs.
4 continents.
108 caps
651 games
️ 189 goals.
incredible career

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@TreyStoneAuthor “How to get to the new place I wanna come back to”

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@Hbobrow1Hbobrow Hear hear! In Oz (aka ‘the Canada of the South’ ) we had a mass murder in ‘96, so we banned auto/… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*

ReganBrittany @ReganBrittany

Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney

Rickygonz1215 @Rickygonz1215

If I weighed 182 I'd be cut