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Matt Rife
@mattrife
I loooove how my eyes are acting tired, like if i were to go to bed, we wouldn’t just lay there and toss and turn for 6 more hours
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Matt Rife
@mattrife
Happy “I JUST learned about history so i’m mad about it, and since America is the newest, let’s burn it down” Day
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Matt Rife
@mattrife
I cannot wait to be Chappelle level so i can say what i want in the most hysterical way The
Matt Rife
@mattrife
Next year i will putting out my 1st Hour Special. Idk where yet. But it’s happening. It’s time
Matt Rife
@mattrife
Happy Mother’s Day @ARC_Momma i love you so much. I never forget all those times you told me “i brought you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Matt Rife
@mattrife
Semen is one thing...but have you swallowed your PRIDE?!
Matt Rife
@mattrife
What’s funny and sad is that NONE of us are going to be allowed to publicly say if Louis CK new special is hilarious, even if it’s amazing
Matt Rife
@mattrife
If you not wearing green today, imma cough on you
Matt Rife
@mattrife
Y’all out here really letting Jake Paul think he is an actual professional boxer. I don’t wanna be here anymore
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
