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Matt Schmitz
@mattschmitzz2
Women are difficult to shop for
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Matt Schmitz
@mattschmitzz2
You can come to my hotel, you can bring me a friend. You can dress up like twins, I can teach you some French
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Matt Schmitz
@mattschmitzz2
I'm like so what I'm drunk it's the freakin weekend baby I'm about to have me some fun
Matt Schmitz
@mattschmitzz2
Tara is a freaking badass #SOA
Matt Schmitz
@mattschmitzz2
@_myJENNAration my taste buds just shed a tear for you
Matt Schmitz
@mattschmitzz2
Got my bib number for the marathon
Matt Schmitz
@mattschmitzz2
@sorayapracht I'm eating a buffalo chicken sub
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Matt Schmitz
@mattschmitzz2
I was just about to fall asleep
Matt Schmitz
@mattschmitzz2
I will never let you fall, I'll stand up with you forever
Matt Schmitz
@mattschmitzz2
The constant battle of uncertainty
Matt Schmitz
@mattschmitzz2
@k_fosta happy birthday
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
