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matt
@matttchanning
When you love food as much as me having a wisdom tooth preventing you from eating is murder
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matt
@matttchanning
My moms been on holiday for 2 days already missing her and I don't even live with her
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matt
@matttchanning
Just my luck to get in a taxi rit at 6 this morning n the blokes mukkas with my gaffa
matt
@matttchanning
Woolworths set for a return to Britain's high streets. Huge news for pick 'n' mix fans  ladbible.com/now/interestin⦠pic.twitter.com/k1FjAEyCAP
matt
@matttchanning
Nothingggg like the very first cup of tea in the morning
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matt
@matttchanning
Wonder if the football's on
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matt
@matttchanning
Proper want a Nando's
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
