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matt johnson
@mattytyler4L
Might fck around and
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Cรฎroc Obama
@mattytyler4L
Tfw the Metro Northconductordoesn't check your ticket so you get to travel to NYC4 free kind of
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Cรฎroc Obama
@mattytyler4L
Lmao @LinkedIn Make a sci-fi series where the main character is able to unsubscribe from your goddamn emails heโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
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matt?
@mattytyler4L
When you were gonna go to the bar but instead end up at Stew Leonard's (The World's Largest Dairy Store).
matt?
@mattytyler4L
A fun and easy way to handle stress is to remember that everything is meaningless and eventually we'll all be dead.
Cรฎroc Obama
@mattytyler4L
R u allowed to say goat pussy on the radio pic.twitter.com/5jv72ymavW
Cรฎroc Obama
@mattytyler4L
Online presence changes so hilariously when someone gets into a relationship.
" men" becomes "Gonna suck my BF's dick today " overnight.
" men" becomes "Gonna suck my BF's dick today " overnight.
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Cรฎroc Obama
@mattytyler4L
Twitter users jump from "social issue alert" to "I'm depressed and hope people I envy choke in a mall food court" way too fast for me
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Cรฎroc Obama
@mattytyler4L
April Fools Day is over. Now back to just regular old lying
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Demogorgonzolaโข
@mattytyler4L
Disney channel original series Sonny with a Chance starring Demi Lovato & chill?
Matt Johnson
@mattytyler4L
@mkrodey5 @rachelbernier @iamjuliegags I'd go Pokemon hunting with ya Maxwell
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
