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gabriel
@mau5atron
gfs dad turning to dust after i approach him with Pfizer Covid vaccines strapped to my chest along with my Obama book
28 Apr 21
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gabriel
@mau5atron
responding to LinkedIn messages with
23 Oct 20
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gabriel
@mau5atron
me and my long lost sister with the same name pic.twitter.com/tQAx8DhUOw
Retweet of status by @HopeyOneKenobi
15 May 19
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gabriel
@mau5atron
girls locker room: ugh we have PE today
boys locker room: pic.twitter.com/YTqMhcetEF
boys locker room: pic.twitter.com/YTqMhcetEF
Retweet of status by @souljascry
12 May 19
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gabriel
@mau5atron
I’m in the @nytimes in a big fluffy dress pic.twitter.com/6Ph35kCkUe
11 Apr 19
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gabriel
@mau5atron
on wednesdays we don’t give a fuck pic.twitter.com/XdJQDRGBHy
Retweet of status by @HopeyOneKenobi
26 Jan 19
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gabriel
@mau5atron
Meirl redd.it/ahmtu6 pic.twitter.com/Q3DXrWKKh7
Retweet of status by @it_meirl_bot
21 Jan 19
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gabriel
@mau5atron
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howdy. i'm the sheriff of pen
howdy. i'm the sheriff of pen
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02 Dec 18
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howdy. i'm the sheriff of pen
17 Nov 18
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My Brain:
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Me:☝️Mac and Cheese
gabriel
@mau5atron
so if fucking up feels right
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then fuck it up!
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then fuck it up!
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27 Sep 18
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gabriel
@mau5atron
Why do my wig hair shed but my pubic hairs don't pic.twitter.com/l2fN7ATIdv
Retweet of status by @CupcakKe_rapper
12 Sep 18
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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