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Mads
@mawilliamsss
I hear lip fillers calling my name
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Mads
@mawilliamsss
I be on twitter having a blast with myself laughing at shit
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Mads
@mawilliamsss
I have baby fever
Mads
@mawilliamsss
I have been having some wild ass, realistic dreams
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Mads
@mawilliamsss
I used to have so much fun but i was a straight alcoholic
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Mads
@mawilliamsss
I want some oysters
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Mads
@mawilliamsss
How can you complain about the type of father a man is when you aren’t any better as a mother.
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@mawilliamsss
Hey man.
I’m here to remind you
To ignore shit you don’t like
I’m here to remind you
To ignore shit you don’t like
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Mads
@mawilliamsss
Do y’all ever have a dream about someone you literally never talk to and wonder why tf you’re dreaming about them
Mads
@mawilliamsss
don’t talk shit to me if you don’t even pay ur own bills
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Mads
@mawilliamsss
And that’s the tea. pic.twitter.com/EhBkfmkDJL
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
