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Maya Alπ·s
@mayalwines
Me: What do I do with my HSBC cards? Cut them?
Mum: No, you keep as souvenir
Me: β¦ what
It's apparent where I get my hoarding habit from
Mum: No, you keep as souvenir
Me: β¦ what
It's apparent where I get my hoarding habit from
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Maya Alwines
@mayalwines
Doctor Who fans are used to scary aliens. But for some male devotees, their ultimate fearβ¦ is the vagina. β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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Maya Alwines
@mayalwines
"Everyone should have the right to express their in the way that they choose."
RT if you agree.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
RT if you agree.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @foreignoffice
Maya Alwines
@mayalwines
Watching videos about tiny houses on YouTube dying to build my own tiny house
Maya Alwines
@mayalwines
An enormous diversity of wildlife call it home. Jaw-dropping images of life in the Atlantic. #WorldOceansDayβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Maya Alwines
@mayalwines
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS pic.twitter.com/HyZkLr8WVW
Retweet of status by @FunnyQuotees
Maya Alwines
@mayalwines
Start small
Set deadlines
Be accountable
Write it down
Believe it's possible
Turn up
Say yes β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Set deadlines
Be accountable
Write it down
Believe it's possible
Turn up
Say yes β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @FredRivett
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Maya Alwines
@mayalwines
That moment when you realise you've been working in government communications for over 5 years #stillnotanexpert
Maya Alwines
@mayalwines
Maya Alwines
@mayalwines
Has @POTUS Donald Trump finally met his (handshake) match in Canadian PM @JustinTrudeau? pic.twitter.com/9xdqwuTC7m
Maya Alwines
@mayalwines
@FatinArifin Sprinkle some of that magic my way please
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
