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me0wmixalot
Me: Magic eight ball, am I too drunk?

Bald dude at the bar: Please let go of me.
Retweet of status by @Odiegirl9
15 Sep 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: Magic eight ball, am I too drunk? Bald dude at the bar: Please let go of me. 🀣

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me0wmixalot
So, I got shampoo up my nose while washing my hair this morning if you’re looking for someone who’s got their shit together.
Retweet of status by @thequeensheart
29 Aug 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote So, I got shampoo up my nose while washing my hair this morning if you’re looking for someone who’s got their shit together.πŸ’…πŸ»
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me0wmixalot
I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
Retweet of status by @Avery24adw
18 Aug 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don't get drunk, I get awesome. 😊
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me0wmixalot
BRYCE HARPER WITH THE WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM SPRINT
Retweet of status by @SportsCenter
15 Aug 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote BRYCE HARPER WITH THE WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM SPRINT πŸ”₯ https://t.co/9m2sAsuyAq
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me0wmixalot
These blueberries remind me of the guys in my DM’s
Retweet of status by @I_knew_a_girl_
09 Jun 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote These blueberries remind me of the guys in my DM’s πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/7ALmbJx38j
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me0wmixalot
Of course it’s sunny out. It’s Monday morning
Retweet of status by @mommalisa13
06 May 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Of course it’s sunny out. It’s Monday morning πŸ™„ β˜€οΈ
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me0wmixalot
#IDontLikeItWhen I notice the typo AFTER I hit send
Retweet of status by @_lola_bee
13 Feb 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote #IDontLikeItWhen I notice the typo AFTER I hit send πŸ˜’
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me0wmixalot
Like you guys know wine.
Retweet of status by @Maui_Speaks
09 Dec 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Like you guys know wine.πŸ˜‚
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me0wmixalot
If I'm hungry and angry then I'm hangry.

If I'm hungry and drunk, does that make me hunky?

Retweet of status by @david_livick
08 Nov 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I'm hungry and angry then I'm hangry. If I'm hungry and drunk, does that make me hunky? πŸ€”πŸ€”
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me0wmixalot
Every morning be sure to ask hubby if his balls touch the toilet water yet. Let him know you're thinking about him
Retweet of status by @freefanaddict
09 Oct 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Every morning be sure to ask hubby if his balls touch the toilet water yet. Let him know you're thinking about him πŸ’•
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me0wmixalot
Day #66 without sex : My phone vibrated in my pocket and i accidentally started moaning
Retweet of status by @DaysWithouttSex
07 Aug 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Day #66 without sex : My phone vibrated in my pocket and i accidentally started moaning 🀭

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™Š
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