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mean things I say to myself
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Everything pic.twitter.com/B3E0qMH5Z2
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@meantomyself
Dad bod Gray Hair and a Soft lips are Sexy AF
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People unfollow me but still reply guy the shit outta my posts without liking them. Zero upside for me
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@meantomyself
Bad ideas Scissors
Better not run with those
Better not run with those
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@meantomyself
I can see you're upset. Would 50 loose Nerds from the bottom of my purse help?
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If I text you it means come meet me because I have gossip about the neighbors
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dads addressing dads avoiding
wardrobe choices birds & bees talk
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
wardrobe choices birds & bees talk
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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RON SAWNSON TWEET CALL
To celebrate making it to 2K followers & surviving the first round of Chortle Combatβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
To celebrate making it to 2K followers & surviving the first round of Chortle Combatβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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How Iβm hanging onto life
A thread
A thread
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Me, open casket:
My mom: You look tired.
My mom: You look tired.
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Matinee Mutiny
Always feels a little awkward returning to work afterward
Always feels a little awkward returning to work afterward
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
