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Mel โฐ
@melmrz
I just unlocked my momโs phone with my face I guess we do look alike after all
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Mel โฐ
@melmrz
I just got an unsolicited dick pic because heโs โdrunk and Iโm so fucking prettyโ someone come pick me up I hate it here
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Mel โฐ
@melmrz
Hey Twitter, how the are you?
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Mel โฐ
@melmrz
KOURTNEY: Iโm literally shaking like Iโm so furious
ALSO KOURTNEY:
#KUWTK pic.twitter.com/B9pXXlNdfo
ALSO KOURTNEY:
#KUWTK pic.twitter.com/B9pXXlNdfo
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Mel โฐ
@melmrz
Iโm so happy Iโm single now cause I was miserable
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Mel โฐ
@melmrz
Sagittarius men ainโt shit yo
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Mel โฐ
@melmrz
I am a:
guy
girl
dumb bitch
looking for:
a boyfriend
a girlfriend
a claritin
guy
girl
dumb bitch
looking for:
a boyfriend
a girlfriend
a claritin
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Mel โฐ
@melmrz
Someone tell me why Iโm cleaning my house and I found $100 in one of my purses... GOD IS GOOD
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
