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Mercy♥️
@mercy_nkathah
Whites : 'Sorry sir I think you have dropped your money'
Kenyans : ' '
Kenyans : ' '
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Mercy♥️
@mercy_nkathah
Men are the best cooks
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Mercy♥️
@mercy_nkathah
Imagine Patanisho but now with Churchill and Jalango!
Mercy♥️
@mercy_nkathah
FACT...Dem akikupea doo...She’s either ugly..OR..she’s older than you
Dont argue with me,mimi si wenu.
Dont argue with me,mimi si wenu.
Mercy
@mercy_nkathah
What are you selling? Talk to your client.
Mercy
@mercy_nkathah
Sorry for interrupting your scrolling. I just want to ask you.. Are you okay?
Mercy
@mercy_nkathah
My first relationship break up ilifanya nikaambia my mom
"Wee mathe tulia, you know nothing about love!"
"Wee mathe tulia, you know nothing about love!"
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Mercy
@mercy_nkathah
"Wasss bothering you baibee?"
Mercy
@mercy_nkathah
Slaps different when you are the girl in the yellow top and you have a huge crush on the man pic.twitter.com/HfridGb9rf
Retweet of status by @Kate_Sewe
Mercy
@mercy_nkathah
Don't think that everybody who get pregnant had sex, I have a friend who got it by accident. Stop judging pple.
Mercy
@mercy_nkathah
Naona crush amepost "good morning" I think 2020 is my year guys, mniombee.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
