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Samantha ๎
@metzzzyyy
Retweet if your spirit animal is pizza
Retweet of status by @thepizzafacts
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Samantha ๎
@metzzzyyy
Def going to sephora this week & doing some damage. 15% off all week
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Samantha ๎
@metzzzyyy
@BoviceBryan really?
Samantha ๎
@metzzzyyy
Now this is my kinda Jack & coke! Slushieee pic.twitter.com/fFF3xEtxrj
Samantha ๎
@metzzzyyy
The cookie dough Oreos taste like coffee
Samantha ๎
@metzzzyyy
@atnicolep girls around the world (me) hate you. Your hair grows in 5 seconds & you eyelashes are longer than some of the hair on my head.
Samantha ๎
@metzzzyyy
My card got hacked at Target
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Samantha ๎
@metzzzyyy
Nicks sending me pictures of a winter freaking wonderland & I'm here blasting my AC. Not fair.
Samantha ๎
@metzzzyyy
@javi_Hiii I found this & had to show you pic.twitter.com/95tWACiX08
Samantha ๎
@metzzzyyy
@CarvMelo it's still very weird to keep a spray bottle by your bed to mist yourself anytime you wanna have sex with your wife!
Samantha ๎
@metzzzyyy
I may or may not have asked for the Marc Jacobs Lolita palette for Christmas. I have makeup hoarding issues, I know.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
