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Mia
@miapatersonx
People that drink vodka coke give me the full on fear
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Mia
@miapatersonx
can a millionaire transfer me £1000 pls... bestie i’m sure u won’t miss it...
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Mia
@miapatersonx
Tested positive for having an arse like a IKEA flat pack
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Mia
@miapatersonx
want a mcdonald’s so bad
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Mia
@miapatersonx
Nae allowed in groups of more than 2 but ur allowed to be in same building as 50 folk at work
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Mia
@miapatersonx
when i was 8 years old, my grandad told me ‘the sooner you realise everyone’s an arsehole, the easier your life will be’ n he was so right
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Mia
@miapatersonx
See when it did the full twist I acc felt that twitter.com/jinakacak/stat…
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Mia
@miapatersonx
A big fault of mine is feeling bad for asking for money back no wonder I’m always skint
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Mia
@miapatersonx
you’re not asking for too much, you’re just asking the wrong person
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Mia
@miapatersonx
You really can’t trust girls so shocked at everything lucie has just said, slimy slimy
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
