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i was snoozing my alarm this morning and accidentally called 911
EMERGENCY IM FUCKING TIRED!!!!!!!!!
EMERGENCY IM FUCKING TIRED!!!!!!!!!
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@micalapolzin
book now!!! pic.twitter.com/XMTofAM9cQ
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@micalapolzin
me: why do i feel so nauseous
me everyday at 4pm: alright time for breakfast π₯²
me everyday at 4pm: alright time for breakfast π₯²
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@micalapolzin
and yeah hi
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@micalapolzin
the guy who called me my best friends name (in bed) almost hit me with his car last night the notebook who?
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@micalapolzin
Yall sleep everybody was on meez #TweetLikeThe2000s meez pic.twitter.com/a7XbH8q3eO
Retweet of status by @BigJojo__
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i can speak for many when i say all i want is some good news for once #PrayForLasVegas. so heartbreaking
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Don't know what I would do without my mom, das my girllll
Retweet of status by @paulaa_bernal
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old bitches be so mad
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@micalapolzin
Libra women:
- always crying about some shit
- really knows how to hold a grudge
-lowkey selfish but tries hard toβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
- always crying about some shit
- really knows how to hold a grudge
-lowkey selfish but tries hard toβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
