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Michael
@michaelcsalyer
I'll sit my happy ass right here and remain single until someone comes around and actually makes the effort to change it.
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Michael
@michaelcsalyer
AT&T why is your Internet acting like a little
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Michael
@michaelcsalyer
I rolled my window down and said,"What're y'all doing?" and they froze up.
Michael
@michaelcsalyer
I may complain about being single but I see two perks. 1. I'm not whipped. 2. I don't have to deal with a excuse of a relationship.
Michael
@michaelcsalyer
Finally touched back down in the Ville.
Michael
@michaelcsalyer
It's hard to win when you're surrounded by losers.
Michael
@michaelcsalyer
Good luck to everyone on their finals tomorrow. I know I'll need it!
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Michael
@michaelcsalyer
I just got called a hick.
Michael
@michaelcsalyer
Take me back to the first half of this year.
Michael
@michaelcsalyer
80 on my sociology paper
Michael
@michaelcsalyer
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change, the courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
