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Michael π«
@michaelraaaay
I just really need a pedicure
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Michael π«
@michaelraaaay
When you see your DD drinking @Evettexo pic.twitter.com/sb4nR7tUtX
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Michael π«
@michaelraaaay
How you feel after you and your cousins βtake a walkβ and the foods finally ready pic.twitter.com/mJc3Z6j63D
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Michael π«
@michaelraaaay
Lmfaooo imagine going about ur day and someone who u no longer speak to randomly shows up w a MTV camera crew? twitter.com/complex/statusβ¦
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Michael π«
@michaelraaaay
My mom asked what I want for my birthday and I told her I wanted a birthday party with a banda and a taquero
Michael π«
@michaelraaaay
@michaelraaaay is wearing camo today so nobody will see him when heβs passed out in the bushes
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Michael π«
@michaelraaaay
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Michael π«
@michaelraaaay
If youβre going to lie make sure I donβt know the truth
Michael π«
@michaelraaaay
Any little thing sets Michael and I off when weβre drunk, we DEADASS STAY TRYING TO FIGHT
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Michael π«
@michaelraaaay
michael asked β why is my water sweet β and the waitress replied β i put my dick in it β
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Michael π«
@michaelraaaay
I canβt lose weight because the supervisors are always buying food for the office
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
