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Mikhaeel Patel
@mikhaeelpatel7
Jota really is something special isn’t he
03 Nov 20
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Mikhaeel Patel
@mikhaeelpatel7
She left me on read so I left jummuah with her fathers shoes
Retweet of status by @AhmedVanker
02 Oct 20
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Mikhaeel Patel
@mikhaeelpatel7
Aha twitter, I went to the actual Johannesburg beach today pic.twitter.com/nKEq6BQHwU
06 Sep 20
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Mikhaeel Patel
@mikhaeelpatel7
Bachelors secured
07 Jan 20
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Mikhaeel Patel
@mikhaeelpatel7
My Syrian neighbor said:
“When looking for a woman to get married to, look for a mother of your children before looking for a wife!”
“When looking for a woman to get married to, look for a mother of your children before looking for a wife!”
Retweet of status by @YourHabeebti
22 Dec 19
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“When looking for a woman to get married to, look for a mother of your children before looking for a wife!”
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Mikhaeel Patel
@mikhaeelpatel7
11 points clear. Unbeaten in the league. Klopp’s new contract.
Life is good at Liverpool pic.twitter.com/FmMtzZ7qL8
Life is good at Liverpool pic.twitter.com/FmMtzZ7qL8
Retweet of status by @brfootball
14 Dec 19
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Life is good at Liverpool 🔴 https://t.co/FmMtzZ7qL8
Mikhaeel Patel
@mikhaeelpatel7
Why am I more interested in British politics than I am in my own country’s
13 Dec 19
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Mikhaeel Patel
@mikhaeelpatel7
Jacaranda season in Johannesburg really is a world class sight isn’t it
21 Oct 19
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Mikhaeel Patel
@mikhaeelpatel7
I’ll take a spade and hit his head twitter.com/mikhaeelpatel7…
Retweet of status by @fahz_malick
13 Oct 19
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Mikhaeel Patel
@mikhaeelpatel7
Dear victims of xenophobia attacks :
Im sorry , our country isn’t deserving of you .
Im sorry , our country isn’t deserving of you .
Retweet of status by @aadilmogalia1
04 Sep 19
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Im sorry , our country isn’t deserving of you ❤️.
Mikhaeel Patel
@mikhaeelpatel7
Educate this south Africans “<>hate” #StopXenophobicAttacks pic.twitter.com/7g7O5hieVt
Retweet of status by @youngskales
04 Sep 19
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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