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Your Best Nightmare π
@mommalisa13
Iβm hoping my man gives me a pearl necklace for my birthday coming up
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Your Best Nightmare π
@mommalisa13
βfellas compliment your girl before she leave the house cause these niggas at the gas station going toβ
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Your Best Nightmare π
@mommalisa13
@mommalisa13 When the WiFi connection is not glitching ?
#Joke
#Joke
Your Best Nightmare π
@mommalisa13
When you realize you deserve better you become unstoppable
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Your Best Nightmare π
@mommalisa13
How many of yβall can stay off your phone during a date ? Iβll wait.
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Your Best Nightmare π
@mommalisa13
A nearly 37 yr old dumpster fire over here w a fat ass and jiggly arms. line forms to the left, no shoving.
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Your Best Nightmare π
@mommalisa13
You know whatβs better than a guy talking dirty to you? A guy that can talk dirty to you in Spanish.
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Your Best Nightmare π
@mommalisa13
Pop up, guess who bitch. Pop pop, guess who bitch Cardi never disappoints me. #PRESS
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Your Best Nightmare π
@mommalisa13
When he gives you a dozen roses. And a taser. Awe so romantic
Your Best Nightmare π
@mommalisa13
The only thing I want going down my throat this morning is coffee
Your Best Nightmare π£π°
@mommalisa13
I hope everyone gets on their knees for Jesus today. Happy Easter everyone
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
