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Monty Paws
@monty_paws
.@piersmorgan laying into Meghan Markle and her husband. He's not wrong!
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Monty Paws
@monty_paws
Me: Hey, Siri?
Siri: What can I help you with?
Me: Show me crazy?
Siri: Here you are twitter.com/acgrayling/staβ¦
Siri: What can I help you with?
Me: Show me crazy?
Siri: Here you are twitter.com/acgrayling/staβ¦
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Monty Paws
@monty_paws
Today, the Withdrawal Agreement Bill is being brought back to the Commons. This People's Government is moving witβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Monty Paws
@monty_paws
Probably the most satisfying 30 seconds you will ever get from Michael Heseltine!
"The reality is, Boris Johnsonβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
"The reality is, Boris Johnsonβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Monty Paws
@monty_paws
Big to @sainsburys for not selling fireworks this year pic.twitter.com/W0S2wP3d8I
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Monty Paws
@monty_paws
Watch this puppy go from tied to a pole to the love of his dad's life (via @Mrbonesandco) pic.twitter.com/REPE2Gw15y
Monty Paws
@monty_paws
Praise the Lord! The most nauseatingly partisan Speaker in history announces he will be stepping down! Good riddance. #BollocksToBercow
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Monty Paws
@monty_paws
This family has raised hundreds of orphaned baby bears and sent them back to the wild pic.twitter.com/BBu5BOEF5m
Monty Paws
@monty_paws
@monty_paws Monty!!
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Monty Paws
@monty_paws
Adopting a senior dog is the BEST pic.twitter.com/uoNx6efPXi
Monty Paws
@monty_paws
Khanβs Record of Achievement is apparently this
*Rape up 18%
* Theft up 34%
* Homicide up 27%
* Burgarly up 1β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
*Rape up 18%
* Theft up 34%
* Homicide up 27%
* Burgarly up 1β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
