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Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
ABBBOTTT ELLLEMENTTARY!!
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Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
the cocaine dealer said we can’t talk about how we also do heroin.
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Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
Where can I report a baseball game for being too stressful? I called 911 but they got mad at me.
Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
.@_ajawilson22 knocked down 20 PTS in the FIRST HALF
(via @WNBA)
pic.twitter.com/vgFJT8z2LB
(via @WNBA)
pic.twitter.com/vgFJT8z2LB
Retweet of status by @BleacherReport
Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
Every commercial is like “now that we can finally lick our uncles…” and then something about a Toyota.
Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
well well well twitter.com/niccolethurman…
Retweet of status by @niccolethurman
Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
HIRING: STUDIO PRODUCER (LA-based)
Can you run an offense but also hit shots yourself?
Wanna help build a dynas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Can you run an offense but also hit shots yourself?
Wanna help build a dynas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @FollowThroughLA
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Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
holy.
shit.
shit.
Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
fell asleep to the smooth sounds of Bill Walton’s melodious vocals. pic.twitter.com/wrlDH2p6b8
Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
wait THAT’S what people r mad at?
Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
I just want to congratulate many of us for having a nice time tonight and barely yelling at each other.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
