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awkwardmoth
@mothraindrops
Feel obliged to tell you I just made some banging roast potatoes
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awkwardmoth
@mothraindrops
Iโm going out to dinner.
They have doctorates in various subjects.
But Iโve got some cool doc martens so whoโs the real winner here guys
They have doctorates in various subjects.
But Iโve got some cool doc martens so whoโs the real winner here guys
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awkwardmoth
@mothraindrops
Anyway this just happend.. pic.twitter.com/YQd6lwXY1m
awkwardmoth
@mothraindrops
I have a new glue gun.
God help me and everything in my house
God help me and everything in my house
awkwardmoth
@mothraindrops
Twice this week Iโve climbed over walls to escape
Retweet of status by @VimtoTime
awkwardmoth
@mothraindrops
Omfg, i canโt
pic.twitter.com/g2ohi3dqWe
pic.twitter.com/g2ohi3dqWe
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awkwardmoth
@mothraindrops
Iโm still not eating meat but last night I had a dream about spaghetti bolognese.
I think it was a sex dream idk
I think it was a sex dream idk
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awkwardmoth
@mothraindrops
If my dog was a singer heโd be Roy Orbison.
Donโt ask me how I know, I just do
Donโt ask me how I know, I just do
awkwardmoth
@mothraindrops
Lasted this long, hereโs to another day. pic.twitter.com/5Tb5vkf4P3
Retweet of status by @IntentDreaming
awkwardmoth
@mothraindrops
Could do with going to the pub to take the edge off the day,you get me?..
awkwardmoth
@mothraindrops
Iโm going to the garden centre if you want to know what your 40โs look like
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
