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halloween tinsel
@motlinebling
did the gun discharge itself
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@motlinebling
Iโm in zara and the ladies cash desk have been screaming over the intercom for a manager to come for the past 40 mins
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halloween tinsel
@motlinebling
I guess weโre at the stage of the pandemic now where weโre discussing maternity wards and pubs as if theyโre the same thing
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@motlinebling
@Deuian They also recommend you have a gluten free diet on top of this
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@motlinebling
I mean no one is *forcing* people to take low paying jobs that treat them badly, thereโs also the option to starve to death
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@motlinebling
Leo Varadkar would rather see the already poor on zero income than let them get a poxy โฌ170 a week extra off the dole in a pandemic
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@motlinebling
would love to see people who donโt think hospo is skilled labour adjust the dose and grind on a coffee machine
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@motlinebling
thereโs a direct correlation between Conor McGregor supporters and people who think the Irish flag is
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@motlinebling
now its xmas party season theres jus a few things u can do to make life easier for bar staff
- order the guinnessโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
- order the guinnessโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @crybbygeeek
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@motlinebling
move to Belfast , start a post rock band pay ยฃ200 rent , dreams shattered by the Brits
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@alanlawlor Brown paper left over from shopping bags
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
