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Abdulkhabir
@mr_yolak
Instead of dating a guy to pay your house rent, why not date the landlord directly
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Abdulkhabir
@mr_yolak
I'm very sure you had your bath naked this morning. Ashawo oshi
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Abdulkhabir
@mr_yolak
Imagine you break a girls heart then your father mends it and she becomes your step mother οΈοΈ twitter.com/THEOGUNMOLA/stβ¦
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Abdulkhabir
@mr_yolak
They are both legends
But which of them is your GOAT???
Jackie Chan or Jet Li pic.twitter.com/gcxBhJ9cOU
But which of them is your GOAT???
Jackie Chan or Jet Li pic.twitter.com/gcxBhJ9cOU
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Abdulkhabir
@mr_yolak
Abdulkhabir
@mr_yolak
Your mother will report you to your father, then start begging him to stop when he starts flogging you
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Abdulkhabir
@mr_yolak
I didn't really like her but realised she liked me so I started liking her and then she stopped liking me so it made me like her even more
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Abdulkhabir
@mr_yolak
Once a guy starts liking your posts & pics plus the ones uploaded 11yrs ago, just wait for him in your inbox.
He's coming to interview you
He's coming to interview you
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Abdulkhabir
@mr_yolak
How can you let a Guy with no passport tell you "You're the most beautiful woman in the World?"
Retweet of status by @_starbiola
Abdulkhabir
@mr_yolak
My Girl plays too much, I never experred it. Rt when you get it pic.twitter.com/bbCB7U7950
Abdulkhabir
@mr_yolak
Can We Find A Girl Of 20 Years Old Who Is Still A VIRGIN Nowadays?
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
