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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Or the one where you have to pick your favourite chocolate bar from the 90s. I’m shaking as I write this.
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
@mrneilforsyth No that’s fine I’ve checked. You too
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Just blocked someone. It’s never too late.
alistair green
@mralistairgreen
‘…more human’ - Matty pic.twitter.com/nlIKdgkP1h
alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Not my normal kind of post but just want to be real wit y’all for a second #peace #light #angels #growth pic.twitter.com/TSHWXunVom
alistair green
@mralistairgreen
This flippin palaver with the government is like something straight out of the television show The Thick Of Things for heavens sake!
alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Just successfully talked myself out of exercising this morning because ‘I woke up a bit thirsty’. Buzzing.
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
‘Enjoy it’ pic.twitter.com/jTpFo68hK1
alistair green
@mralistairgreen
This guy just doesn’t miss
alistair green
@mralistairgreen
So who do you want to win Wimbledon this year - the anti vaxxer or the alleged domestic abuser? Exciting!
alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Just put a hundred quid on Andy Murray to win Wimbledon. Trust me on this you won’t regret it. #alsbettingtips
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
