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Megan Rogers β
@mrofosho
I just threw up in my sink. happy thanksgiving, ya turkeys
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Megan Rogers β
@mrofosho
I only have butt sex on Easter
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Megan Rogers β
@mrofosho
note to self..a shared pint of fireball and a bong rip will do the job after 3 days of sobriety
#almost26
#almost26
Megan Rogers β
@mrofosho
the only person that wants to hang out with me now is Annie and she's like fucking 60 ... but a great time so whatever
Megan Rogers β
@mrofosho
I have a permanent heat rash and warning signs of a small stroke.. but I don't have a piece of shit car anymore sooooooo SUCKMYASS
Megan Rogers β
@mrofosho
not super into giving a shit
Megan Rogers β
@mrofosho
And for tonight's lesson on adult relations, don't engage in foreplay after handling jalapeΓ±os
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Megan Rogers β
@mrofosho
today's special: double shot of cafe mocha vodka marijuana latte
Megan Rogers β
@mrofosho
count me fucking out
Megan Rogers β
@mrofosho
If I don't lose weight or just die from this sickness I'm gonna be so pissed #ineedshelly
Megan Rogers β
@mrofosho
@hannmart @StudMasterP @The_Justin_2 I'm just guilty by association. some of us were too busy channeling our inner Monica
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
