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not carrie bradshaw
@muff_dawg7
Taurus’s cannot wait to throw money at a problem
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not carrie bradshaw
@muff_dawg7
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how the cast killed it in every single group shot?! They. Did. THAT. … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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not carrie bradshaw
@muff_dawg7
Nobody:
Me: THIS WHAT IM DOING FOR MY BIRTHDAY!! #ShellWeek20 pic.twitter.com/be66zdUWCV
Me: THIS WHAT IM DOING FOR MY BIRTHDAY!! #ShellWeek20 pic.twitter.com/be66zdUWCV
Retweet of status by @ShellyNicole
not carrie bradshaw
@muff_dawg7
Don’t forget, being safe is sexy #AreYouBlexin pic.twitter.com/D0icGlmQvj
not carrie bradshaw
@muff_dawg7
the brand emails rn are very “hey friend! hope your cat isn’t eating your corpse haha these are difficult times,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @jpbrammer
not carrie bradshaw
@muff_dawg7
My neighbor’s tv is on full blast right now
not carrie bradshaw
@muff_dawg7
@PO_CAM Have we met? I don’t shop beyond my means. What I look like carrying a Jane bag walking into my apartment?
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not carrie bradshaw
@muff_dawg7
talking shit is my Love language honestly..
Retweet of status by @crysclvtt
not carrie bradshaw
@muff_dawg7
“Now that land is owned by one negro.” Hell of a speech Tyler Perry. I love and respect him so much #BetAwards
Retweet of status by @MzBritneyM
not carrie bradshaw
@muff_dawg7
ATTN: IF ANY TEACHERS NEED ANY BOOKS. I HAVE A TON. K-5th I won’t be in elementary anymore so I have no need for them.
Retweet of status by @KLReducation
not carrie bradshaw
@muff_dawg7
I never feel more helpless than when I can’t find my glasses when my contacts aren’t in. The level of panic just...
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
