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mary cake
@muryburry
FYI :
The DARE Program was a complete failure.
Abstinence-based programs are just as ineffective at preventiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
The DARE Program was a complete failure.
Abstinence-based programs are just as ineffective at preventiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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mary cake
@muryburry
wow man, milk and honey really got to me with this one pic.twitter.com/7oru351Dkk
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mary cake
@muryburry
I Don't Care If My Wife Has Big Boobs I Still Find Her Attractive
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mary cake
@muryburry
Soooo my co-teacher is homophobic and to think I almost came out to her!
mary cake
@muryburry
2-3 hours of sleep, up at 5:30 to drive an hour and a half to work... Remind me to never stay at Zach's dad's house on a work night again.
mary cake
@muryburry
Weird Girl & Mr. Whiskers pic.twitter.com/MiAoF0OW2I
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mary cake
@muryburry
Uh oh. Just found out that liking Hamilton, BeyoncΓ©, and pizza doesn't count as a personality
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mary cake
@muryburry
Y'all I just found out I got that position I applied for!! that means I get to move up w this class & be their teacher for another year!
mary cake
@muryburry
relationship goals: the couple in the cialis commercials sitting next to each other in two separate bathtubs
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mary cake
@muryburry
I DESERVE MORE; I DESERVE IT ALL
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mary cake
@muryburry
when a dudes cum tastes like when you bite into a rotten pistachio
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
