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Chris Daccus
@mynameisDaccus
IF ANYONE NEEDS AN ARK, I NOAH GUY pic.twitter.com/SOjG02lkp9
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Chris Daccus
@mynameisDaccus
Andy Murray didnโt play at Wimbledon in 1966
Andy Murray isnโt playing at Wimbledon 2018
Itโs coming home lads
Andy Murray isnโt playing at Wimbledon 2018
Itโs coming home lads
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Chris Daccus
@mynameisDaccus
@DarcieSanders @DAWALKER87 @johnlewisretail The invoice books creased me
Chris Daccus
@mynameisDaccus
I swear to god I've fucking shit my pants about 10 times with some of the fireworks going off outside mine!
Chris Daccus
@mynameisDaccus
Just helped @MatthewIvory find his phone that he lost again last night :) recovered from the flowers outside the Palace theatre
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Chris Daccus
@mynameisDaccus
Will being publicly friend zoned fokin hell man pic.twitter.com/c92Qx8xtdA
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Chris Daccus
@mynameisDaccus
Think it's about time I dusted off the old guitar and learnt an Ed Sheeran song or two
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Chris Daccus
@mynameisDaccus
Somebody recently tried to tell me that being a Formula 1 driver would be easy because (and I quote) "driving a car isn't hard"...
Chris Daccus
@mynameisDaccus
When you have to explain to someone that toasting white bread does not turn it into brown bread
Chris Daccus
@mynameisDaccus
Pretty sure I told @kirstnbass's mom I'd shag her last night
Chris Daccus
@mynameisDaccus
Help me out please I beg you @tattoofixers pic.twitter.com/1lng4PM1bs
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
