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Neli
@nellz_tan
I've been one happy girl lately and I love it
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Neli
@nellz_tan
Imagine being robbed by Cape Town thugs and you hear "the human body is made up of 60% water, cut him open"
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uNono
@nellz_tan
Just so you know, I haven't forgiven y'all for saying Ed Sheeran looks like an imaginary friend
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uNono
@nellz_tan
I hate that you donβt get a hangover from Gin.
You donβt learn your lesson and keep going back
You donβt learn your lesson and keep going back
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uNono
@nellz_tan
@MweliNtobeko @Penxenxe when students demand free education from cereal
Cereal: Andibazi nobazi onono
Cereal: Andibazi nobazi onono
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uNono
@nellz_tan
Drinking indoors with people you trust is A1. Ushiye i-phone yakho phezkwe kitchen counter uvuke ekseni ikhona
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Mbali
@nellz_tan
Proverb is really enjoying this relationship hey
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Mbali
@nellz_tan
Can wait to reply with "" when my kids send me a text asking for money.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
