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Nick Gurevitz
@nickgurevitz
Honesty hour... I started this project and have absolutely no idea what Iβm doing just started cutting pic.twitter.com/ro47PdFnw3
01 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Honesty hour... I started this project and have absolutely no idea what Iβm doing just started cutting π
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Nick Gurevitz
@nickgurevitz
I didnβt date a single person in 2020.... sick
Retweet of status by @newton_conner16
01 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I didnβt date a single person in 2020.... sickπ
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Nick Gurevitz
@nickgurevitz
I need a new roommate mine decided he wanted to come knock on my door at 5:30 this morning because he couldnβt find his wallet
31 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I need a new roommate mine decided he wanted to come knock on my door at 5:30 this morning because he couldnβt find his wallet π
Nick Gurevitz
@nickgurevitz
Muffs and mullets 2020 pic.twitter.com/JoJ6pcIMaN
27 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Muffs and mullets 2020 π€πΌ https://t.co/JoJ6pcIMaN
Nick Gurevitz
@nickgurevitz
Soo after a Lottta money later pic.twitter.com/jI3YbmlNgF
Retweet of status by @eveland13
01 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Soo after a Lottta money later π₯΅π₯΅ https://t.co/jI3YbmlNgF
Nick Gurevitz
@nickgurevitz
Itβs so weird I literally donβt know how to take sips of water. Itβs either drink none or drink an entire bottle in one chug
10 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Itβs so weird I literally donβt know how to take sips of water. Itβs either drink none or drink an entire bottle in one chug π
Nick Gurevitz
@nickgurevitz
My coworkers are the main reason I drink so much every day
Retweet of status by @AaronLittlepage
11 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My coworkers are the main reason I drink so much every dayπΊ
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Nick Gurevitz
@nickgurevitz
16 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: Sees $1200 stimulus check pending*
Spends $3000*
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Nick Gurevitz
@nickgurevitz
If we donβt plan the biggest group to go to denim when this covid19 shit is over, I donβt want it
Retweet of status by @Georgiaagarden
13 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If we donβt plan the biggest group to go to denim when this covid19 shit is over, I donβt want itπ
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Nick Gurevitz
@nickgurevitz
15 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It pains me to say this, but due to the COVID-19 pandemic, I would advise against kissing the homies good night for the time being. π
Nick Gurevitz
@nickgurevitz
If you need a DD tonight DO NOT call me... I will be drunk and needing a driver as well
31 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you need a DD tonight DO NOT call me... I will be drunk and needing a driver as well π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ