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Captain N
@nickmitch89
Wasted a perfect set up. RT @DrHugginKiss: Mom: you may as well eat that last piece of pizza Me: I already did. An hour ago Mom: oh
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Captain N
@nickmitch89
RT @TrillaryClitan I'm telling you now. I'm racist, sexiest, extremely classist, elitist, pretentious, egregious, and an over all asshole
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Captain N
@nickmitch89
*faints* RT @actionpollock: @nickmitch89 fuck: punctuation' - signed me? the, English major"
Captain N
@nickmitch89
Betting that wasn't a typo. RT @TrillaryClitan: I wasn't made for monogamy bruh. I'm always being tempted & tasted.
Captain N
@nickmitch89
Very false RT: @CaptainPopSet: โ@freshgui: Ever black male had a "hood" phase... โ
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Captain N
@nickmitch89
Or maybe it's just right for the night. RT @ashleelauryn: moon is beautiful tonight
Captain N
@nickmitch89
Try hitting a strip club with em. RT @inmyprime423: Machine at the parking lot gave me change in $1 coins. I got 15 $1 coins now
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nickmitch89
@nickmitch89
The rest of y'all safe though.
nickmitch89
@nickmitch89
RT @ashleelauryn: hey #Sandy http://t.co/nEtGYixE
nickmitch89
@nickmitch89
Most people I follow are hilarious. But real talk, some of em just kinda cute. I see y'all though.
nickmitch89
@nickmitch89
I really don't think this emoji has ever been properly used ever. Like, WTF is that face??
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
