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Tori Z
@noTORIous_z
β@UberFacts: Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift away from each other. http://t.co/1M6YlJ5verβ stop
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Tori Z
@noTORIous_z
My dad is the last person on earth calling into radio stations for free tickets to shit #telegraphme
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Tori Z
@noTORIous_z
Isaiah will only refer to me as Big Bad Wolf tonight #aunthood
Tori Z
@noTORIous_z
Am I on some serious diva shit breaking out the umbrella for the 10 ft walk to my car?
Tori Z
@noTORIous_z
Tonight two people at work commented at how shocked they were that I can be funny
Tori Z
@noTORIous_z
Happy birthday @kev_russ715!
Tori Z
@noTORIous_z
One of those days only @clew591 can talk me sane
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Tori Z
@noTORIous_z
When you're worried for a sec about drifting through a late yellow light, look back & see 4 more cars behind you#goteam
Tori Z
@noTORIous_z
#health #fitness Beach workout to the gym to ...town spa later
Tori Z
@noTORIous_z
PSA: I forgot to say decaf ordering my second coffee of the day #watchout
Tori Z
@noTORIous_z
@JoeB_EZ I peed my pants laughing & he wasn't into golden showers
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
