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Russia is not going to broadcast the Eurovision Song Contest this year. Oh you lucky lucky Russians.
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@runnerbean38 @DickKingSmith He needs one of those baby bibs with a built in trough to catch the bits.
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BOOM - first tracking prisoner for PD Astle hard surface from a decamped vehicle that failed to stop after collisโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
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Police sent out a search party to look for a missing nine-year-old boy - but he was hiding under his bed all alongโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
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Tucker and his new monkey. I think monkey #10 or so haha pic.twitter.com/4A1Rb8pQGy
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Mums not happy with @Tesco - delivery man didn't shut gate when he left. Just as well she checked before letting us out #countrysidecode
Retweet of status by @DeerhoundRhodry
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.@dogcelebration High five from Jake!He's relaxing.Downhill to the weekend, everyone! We've got this!โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
Retweet of status by @drjean_neuro
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Just seen someone driving out of the car park the wrong way whilst texting at the same time ! #bephonesmart
Retweet of status by @PaulAlderson180
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Dog has finished her antibiotics course but has now become hooked on the mackerel that was used to disguise the tablets.
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Nope. I've not seen The Cat pic.twitter.com/2oVXH8Nje0
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Reggie says he didn't see anyone eating hoomum's yoghurt... Whoyoudoyou think he is telling porky-pies?! pic.twitter.com/onU1GP9toD
Retweet of status by @ediesausage
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
