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ugh β’
@oconeebuildr
therapist: nothing about her is good for you emotionally
me: i know, but she's hot
therapist:
me: i know, but she's hot
therapist:
2.
ugh β’
@oconeebuildr
her: i love people
me:
me:
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ugh β’
@oconeebuildr
my son sent me a playlist
titled "for dad "
i've never heard any of these songs before, but i love them all because he does
titled "for dad "
i've never heard any of these songs before, but i love them all because he does
ugh β’
@oconeebuildr
her: where do you see yourself
in five years
me: still single
her: ok, that's
in five years
me: still single
her: ok, that's
ugh β’
@oconeebuildr
her: do you think we should ...
me:
me:
ugh β’
@oconeebuildr
I only want a girlfriend so I can
tell her I took out the trash.
tell her I took out the trash.
ugh β’
@oconeebuildr
Not eating fruits and veggies is
You know who else didnβt eat fruits and veggies? Jeffrey Dahmer.
You know who else didnβt eat fruits and veggies? Jeffrey Dahmer.
Retweet of status by @bankofskol2
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ugh β’
@oconeebuildr
Having a bad day?
pic.twitter.com/M5rDx9n4aU
pic.twitter.com/M5rDx9n4aU
Retweet of status by @its_jessi_grace
ugh β’
@oconeebuildr
i hate when my girlfriend puts her hand in the hand of the man who stilled the water and forgets about me
ugh β’
@oconeebuildr
me: *scrolling your timeline*
*sees one of my tweets*
goddamn i love you
*sees one of my tweets*
goddamn i love you
ugh β’
@oconeebuildr
a woman will tell you she doesn't
want a serious relationship and
then hand you a jar to open
want a serious relationship and
then hand you a jar to open
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
