iEmoji Feeds @sentient toyota prius (winter [Snowflake][Cloud with Snow]) (ohwormongod)
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sentient toyota prius (winter βοΈπ¨)
@ohwormongod
Wearing overalls to work is like rocking a heavy armor set. Powerful but with extra limitations. Gives me 50% froβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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sentient toyota prius (winter βοΈπ¨)
@ohwormongod
oh ur a recruit sergeant in ireland from 1789 to 1918 iβm gonna say something that will be told in songs for generations to come
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sentient toyota prius (winter βοΈπ¨)
@ohwormongod
sentient toyota prius (winter βοΈπ¨)
@ohwormongod
Havenβt drawn in a few months. Hereβs @ShirtBimboβs cat Toaster pic.twitter.com/nVJKAw0R1n
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sentient toyota prius (winter βοΈπ¨)
@ohwormongod
shout-out to these heroes, for setting the standard for being a good guy to the world pic.twitter.com/wJad6L81Jq
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sentient toyota prius (autumn ππ)
@ohwormongod
@LASERGIANT1 Quoth the mf that whacks off to Microsoft excel
sentient toyota prius (autumn ππ)
@ohwormongod
@dodgonkulator @LASERGIANT1 honestly my dear ungulate ur inability to increase ur agility is not my fucking problem at all
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sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
Can I get a CRUMB of fucking karma
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sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
me: *kisses wife on the cheek* good morning my dear wife
Wife: *rubbing sleep from her eyes* howβd you sleep lasβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Wife: *rubbing sleep from her eyes* howβd you sleep lasβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
[cashier trying and failing to ring up an item]
customer: heh must be free right?
cashier: π§βοΈ
customer: π§
cashiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
customer: heh must be free right?
cashier: π§βοΈ
customer: π§
cashiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
Date: This is really good Pad Thai :)
Me: *crunching down on a peanut* theres bones in mine
Me: *crunching down on a peanut* theres bones in mine
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
