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L-J π§Ά
@onlyLJO
omg @onlyLJO sent his boyfriend flowers at work Iβm jealous pic.twitter.com/lZ3Lju9PIT
Retweet of status by @jonproctre
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π€ΆπΌ-L-βοΈ-J-π§
@onlyLJO
*Phone notification goes off*
My Nan:
"IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND???!?!?"
Yeah Nan, Callum from Grindr has a lovely fanny, wanna see?
My Nan:
"IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND???!?!?"
Yeah Nan, Callum from Grindr has a lovely fanny, wanna see?
Retweet of status by @AntonyWithNo_H
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π€ΆπΌ-L-βοΈ-J-π§
@onlyLJO
Bad grasses pic.twitter.com/cGIbtMsUDF
LJ
@onlyLJO
Well thatβs Β£250 quids down on car maintenance ffs
LJ
@onlyLJO
@HR98__ @mgydna @charliblond You only have to ask
LJ
@onlyLJO
Mother called me to help her set up a Bluetooth speaker
40 mins on the phone later I find out she bought a regular lamp
40 mins on the phone later I find out she bought a regular lamp
Retweet of status by @M1dKn1gh7
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LJ
@onlyLJO
Iβve been laughing at this for a solid ten minutes and it just gets funnier and funnier each time twitter.com/lalamilan/statβ¦
Retweet of status by @bloxhamboy1991
LJ
@onlyLJO
Can't open twitter in public anymore because I'm scared someone's gonna see a gigantic dick on my screen RTd by someone
Retweet of status by @refor_matt
LJ
@onlyLJO
@carry_on_connor Too much interaction these days. I like to limit it where I can. My terms only
LJ
@onlyLJO
Retweet this and I will DM you your spirit animal based on your profile
Retweet of status by @drinktwink
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
